3 Dave Barry Quotes on Sports

Dave Barry quotes on sports

27. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

50. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

53. Skiiers regard snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders regard skiiers as Elmer Fudd.