Dave Barry Quotes on Sports
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
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Skiiers regard snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders regard skiiers as Elmer Fudd.