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(Talking about magazines like Cosmo)'Chivalry died when women started readin the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover '100 Ways to Please Your Man' by some lady. Come on man. Aint no 100 ways. That list is 4 things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, and then fix him a sandwhich and don't talk so much and he'll be happy!'

Dave Chappelle#117

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About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker argues that traditional chivalry eroded when women began relying on magazine advice about men, which he views as simplistic and ignorant.
In plain terms
He thinks magazines gave women bad advice on how to please men.
What can you take from it?
Magazines often reduce complex relationships to oversimplified stereotypes.

Where it applies

  • discussing media influence
  • analyzing gender dynamics
  • critiquing self-help

Putting it to work

  • critique media advice
  • analyze gender stereotypes

Questions to consider

  • How does media shape our expectations of relationships?
  • What defines traditional chivalry today?

Another view

The quote relies on broad generalizations and offensive language.

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