More from Dave Chappelle

  1. This is not an option, nigga. If you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
  2. So I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mutha fucka.
  3. What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of …
  4. Gimme yo damn sandwich.
  5. Brace yo'self foo!
  6. I didn't know you liked to get wet.
  7. Katie had some big ass TITTIES. (signature laugh)
  8. Riverside mutha fuckas.

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