More from Dave Chappelle

  1. So I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mutha fucka.
  2. I didn't know you liked to get wet.
  3. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!
  4. Riverside mutha fuckas.
  5. This is not an option, nigga. If you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
  6. Hoes, Dave, Dave, hoes.
  7. What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of …
  8. This ain't no damn afterschool special. Smoke it.

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