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I didn't know you liked to get wet.

— Dave Chappelle

More from Dave Chappelle

  1. Gimme yo damn sandwich.
  2. Riverside mutha fuckas.
  3. So I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mutha fucka.
  4. Hoes, Dave, Dave, hoes.
  5. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!
  6. This ain't no damn afterschool special. Smoke it.
  7. This is not an option, nigga. If you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
  8. I'm sorry. Actually I'm not. I don't give a fuck.

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  • language
  • double meaning
  • innuendo
  • joke

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