More from Dave Chappelle

  1. I didn't know you liked to get wet.
  2. Hoes, Dave, Dave, hoes.
  3. Gimme yo damn sandwich.
  4. This ain't no damn afterschool special. Smoke it.
  5. So I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mutha fucka.
  6. I'm sorry. Actually I'm not. I don't give a fuck.
  7. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!
  8. They cancel my show and shit goes crazy.

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