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This ain't no damn afterschool special. Smoke it.
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Hoes, Dave, Dave, hoes.
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Riverside mutha fuckas.
They cancel my show and shit goes crazy.
I didn't know you liked to get wet.
That's cuz she ain't ever gonna know, bitch!
Gimme yo damn sandwich.
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