Dylan : I mean come on mon, who are the five greatest rappers of all time? [counting down on fingers] Dylan, Dylan, DYLAN, Dylan, and Dylan. Because I spit hot-fire!

Samuel L. Jackson: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

Dylan : A sugar cookie mon, this is crazy.

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