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Cal's wife : Nigga get a real job!

— Dave Chappelle

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  1. Calvin : What am I supposed to do?
  2. Calvin : Bitch, WacArnold's is giving me an opportunity to support my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!
  3. Cal' wife : Calvin, you can't keep bringing fries and burgers to me and the baby
  4. 'You know you'll be walking down the street and see a group of black dudes walkin. And not just any black dudes we talking, you know, thugs…
  5. Calvin : Hey ya'll, I brought ya'll dinner from work
  6. 'A black person would never dream of talkin to the police high; thats a waste of weed.'
  7. Girl #1 : Eww nigga you smell like french fries
  8. 'Thats that whole police brutality thing. See thats common knowledge now. There used to be a time when only minorities really knew about th…

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Topics in this quote

  • work
  • career
  • expectations
  • marriage

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