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  1. Cal' wife : Calvin, you can't keep bringing fries and burgers to me and the baby
  2. Cal's wife : Nigga get a real job!
  3. Calvin : Hey ya'll, I brought ya'll dinner from work
  4. Calvin : Bitch, WacArnold's is giving me an opportunity to support my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!
  5. Girl #1 : Eww nigga you smell like french fries
  6. 'You know you'll be walking down the street and see a group of black dudes walkin. And not just any black dudes we talking, you know, thugs…
  7. Calvin : Hey ladies.
  8. 'A black person would never dream of talkin to the police high; thats a waste of weed.'

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