No animals were harmed in the flattening of my hair.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A humorous claim that flattening his hair did not harm any animals.
- In plain terms
- He jokes that his hair flatening was cruelty-free.
- What can you take from it?
- Even minor grooming can be framed with moral awareness.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What small act feels significant to you?
- How do you joke about ethics?
Another view
The statement is obviously hyperbolic and not serious.
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