Random: Why are you guys so awesome? Davey: Fuzzy creatures

Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God. Look, all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin.

Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live …

I experienced one of my most starstruck moments at the Oasis show. Now, there are a handful of people who will get me starstruck, but generally, I'm able to ha…

I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.

I bought myself a Wonderbra For fourteen ninety nine, It looked so good on the model girl's chest, And I hoped it would on mine, I took it from the packaging A…

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground, and swish my tail.