Random: Davey, I wanna have your kids!! Davey: Well...I'll be sure to call ya.

Crowd surfing is a product of car commercials.

Random: Davey is the new Jesus!! Davey: Umm, I think it's the hair. Is it the hair?

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.

I work until beer o'clock.

(Warning on the contact page of his web-site, www.vincentgallo.com) 'If you'd like to send a nude photo of yourself and you were BORN a female, please do so. I…

Listen, if you guys wanna move around and shift your asses a little... It's okay by us. You can take all your clothes off if you like too. It doesn't matter...…