4 Davey Havok Quotes on Social

Davey Havok quotes on social

9. MRR: Davey, tell the story about the time you guys played with SNFLL. Davey: Well, we have a couple of stories about that... When we played with SNFU, Geoff and I and our friend Smiff... Mark was there too, Adam had already left, for reasons unmentionable. We were standing at the table selling stuff, and there was this big girl... She was really tall, about 100 feet tall and...She wasn't fat or anyting- she was just BIG. She had this big smile and bright red lipstick and a short blond flat-top - a bleach-ed blond haircut like the girl in Rocky IV, or whatever. Mark: Like Susan Powter. Davey: Yeah, like her! 'Stop the Insanity!' So, she kept coming up to the SNFU table and checking out stuff and saying, 'Anything free?' and she'd smile. We'd say, 'No' and she'd make this grimace, pout, roll her eyes and walk away. She kept coming up and doing that and at one point, I was drinking Jolt and I had let somebody else drink out of it. There was lipstick on it when she gave it back to me. I said to Dave (SNFU's manager) after I drank from it, 'That's the closest thing I've come to a kiss in a long time.' And, so, he says, 'Aw, Davey, you just got to exert yourself.' So the big girl comes back and takes these two SNFU stickers off the table and tapes them to her breasts, which were kind of large. Dave says, 'Don't make me go there, 'cause I will.' She says, 'Well what if i run?' and Dave says, 'Well, me and Davey will have to catch you and tear them off. Won't that be fun?' I was just sitting there, so Dave says, 'I'll tell you what. If you give my friend Davey here a little kiss I'll let you have those two stickers for free.' She says, 'Okay,' and then he asked, 'How about you, Dave?', 'Uh, okay.' - I thought I was just gonna get a little smooch... Geoff: So Davey puckers up and the girl takes her hand, puts it behind Davey's head, and this 80 foot tongue shoots out of her mouth and goes down Davey's throat! Davey: I was shocked, I was crying, I couldn't breathe. Ohhh- it was horrible. Geoff: My eyes popped out of my head about three feet. Davey: It was traumatizing. Mark: And later on when she saw you what did she say? Oh, 'I'll see YOU later.' Davey: I'm a fucking idiot.

31. Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed.

58. Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans...

114. Mark (panasonicyouth on Buzznet): Who would win in a dance off? Davey or Jade?