Quote #16

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host?

More from David Letterman

  1. Hey, uh...ya got any gum? (Norm MacDonald playing Letterman on SNL)
  2. I need 4 hot dogs with everything, one plain.
  3. Hello. I'm David Letterman and I'm not wearing any pants.
  4. I wouldn't give his troubles to a monkey on a rock.
  5. Hang on to your wigs and keys.
  6. I'm not paranoid. I'm not a dope. I'm not like a lot of these... paranoid dopes.
  7. George Bush: WHAT?...WHAT?...WHAT?
  8. I'm not the kind of man that likes to blow his own horn, although if I could I would.

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