Quote #14
Hello. I'm David Letterman and I'm not wearing any pants.
More from David Letterman
- Hang on to your wigs and keys.
- Hey, uh...ya got any gum? (Norm MacDonald playing Letterman on SNL)
- George Bush: WHAT?...WHAT?...WHAT?
- I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host?
- For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- I need 4 hot dogs with everything, one plain.
- Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- I wouldn't give his troubles to a monkey on a rock.