There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

There is no Chinese word for 'Fun Fur'.

This is Stupid Pet Tricks... and remember this is an exhibition not a competition so please, no wagering.

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

I am never quite sure whether I am one of the cinema's elder statesmen or just the oldest whore on the beat.

The only other important thing to be said about Fear & Loathing at this time is that it was fun to write, and that's rare - for me, at least, because I've alwa…

Now, then, what'd you like to be first? Prime Minister? Oh, no - I've made that deal already.