3 David Sedaris Quotes on Humor

David Sedaris quotes on humor

4. I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

8. After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of the these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.

12. I ain't seen pussy in so long I'd throw stones at it.