i asked him why is it that you are so greatly favored ask rather said warty bliggens what the universe has done to deserve me

a little more conversation revealed that warty bliggens considers himself to be the center of the said universe the earth exists to grow toadstools for him to …

a robin said to an angleworm as he ate him i am sorry but a bird has to live somehow the worm being slow witted could not gather his dissent into a wise crack …

i met a toad the other day by the name of warty bliggens he was sitting under a toadstool feeling contented he explained that when the cosmos was created that …

I am arrogant enough to wish I were modest as he and modest enough to know that this is arrogance.

I'm not stupid!' in [his] experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove it's own inaccuracy.

Actors have to be the perfect blend of complete realist and also idealist. They have to think that they are the best thing since sliced bread, but know that th…