Cupid is fat and slow and can't hit moving targets.

'Well, a not of times we are looking for a signt that tells us we're godly. We want to preach, or be a missionary or whatever, all to help ouselves believe tha…

Poppycock religion is America's new faith. It is easy. It is quick. I allows a person to feel spiritual, seem intellectual, have a faith to follow, and have so…

'But I think that God does not so much take us from point A to point B in the physical world as He takes us from not knowing Him to knowing Him.'

To win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her. Finally, so she will allow you to leave …

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like, 'Are you a unicorn?'

Will my number come up eventually? Like Love's some kind of lottery, where you scratch and see what's underneath. It's 'Sorry', just one cherry, or 'Play Again…