3 Don Miller Quotes on Humor

Don Miller quotes on humor

4. It gives me great confidence and pride to think that, had the Israelites been influenced by German engineering, Paul and Timothy might have journeyed in an old Volkswagen camping van.

18. 'All this beauty makes a person realize how insignificant they are,' Paul says. 'How insignificant I am. You're the insignificant one' He grins real big as he realizes how his words sounded. 'I didn't mean it like that,' he chuckles. 'No, I know what you meant, bud. I was just thinking kind of the same thing. I was looking at all this depth and it came to me how very shallow you are.' 'Ha, ha,' Paul chortles. He takes a few steps down the trail and turns. 'You know, Don, I was just looking at this little flowery cactus here and thinking how nice it looks and it made me realize how ugly you are.' 'Is that right,' I say. 'Well, I was just considering how smart these rocks look and it made me realize how dumb you are.' With that I give him a little kick in the backside. 'How smart these rocks are?' he heckles. 'Well, I was just looking at that cloud up there, reflecting on its beauty and stuff, and it hit me how much you smell.' 'Is that right,' I say. 'The cloud made you realize that, huh?' Paul distances himself a little and keeps turning to see if I am going to kick him again. He's got this grin going like he got the last laugh. 'You know, Paul, I was just looking at this bebble and it made me realize that I'm going to tackle you and throw you off the ledge.' 'I see. That's real deep, Don. The pebble. you got that from a pebble?'

37. Cupid is fat and slow and can't hit moving targets.