Quote #33

I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.

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  2. She must have done it sliding down a barrister.
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  5. Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. Actually, I need to make a telephone call, I was just too embarrassed to say.
  6. The poor son-of-a-bitch!
  7. Dear Mary, We all knew you had it in you!
  8. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

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