Quote #32

I wish I could drink like a lady, I'll have one or two at the most. Three and I'm under the table, Four and I'm under the host.

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  3. Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. Actually, I need to make a telephone call, I was just too embarrassed to say.
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  5. Dear Mary, We all knew you had it in you!
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  8. The poor son-of-a-bitch!

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