Dorothy Parker Quotes on Social
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One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them.
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And there was that wholesale libel on a Yale prom. If all the girls attending it were laid end to end, Mrs Parker said, she wouldn't be at all surprised.
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Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. Actually, I need to make a telephone call, I was just too embarrassed to say.
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I wish I could drink like a lady, I'll have one or two at the most. Three and I'm under the table, Four and I'm under the host.