5 Dorothy Parker Quotes on Social

Dorothy Parker quotes on social

14. One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

24. That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them.

25. And there was that wholesale libel on a Yale prom. If all the girls attending it were laid end to end, Mrs Parker said, she wouldn't be at all surprised.

30. Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. Actually, I need to make a telephone call, I was just too embarrassed to say.

32. I wish I could drink like a lady, I'll have one or two at the most. Three and I'm under the table, Four and I'm under the host.