Dorothy Parker Quotes on Life
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.
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There is no such hour on the present clock as 6:30, New York time. Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of their tires.
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Tallulah Bankhead: 'Why, it's as easy as ducking for apples.' Dorothy Parker: 'Hah, change one letter in that sentence and you've got the story of my life.'