Dorothy Parker Quotes on Truth
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There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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[On being told of Calvin Coolidge's death] How do they know?
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Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room. Actually, I need to make a telephone call, I was just too embarrassed to say.