'He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.'

'Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people…

'It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.'

Getting a movie made in Hollywood is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.