'It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.'

'He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.'

'Life! Don't talk to me about life.' (Marvin)

'Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people…