'Life! Don't talk to me about life.' (Marvin)

'It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.'

'What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't bee…

'He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.'