Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. That's why meetings become toxic - they put uncreative people in a situation in which they have to be something they can never be. And the more effort they put into concealing their inabilities, the more toxic the meeting becomes.

It can be really fun to go down with the ship.

'You have to admit, half the people who work here are mildly autistic; poor social skills, the ability to obsess on anything numerical or repetitive, the odd o…

Chances are you feel superior to almost everyone you work with - however, they probably feel the same way about you.

All good work is done in defiance of management.

Music has taken a bad turn; these young people have no idea how to write a melody, they just give us shavings, which they dress up to look like a lion's mane a…

I don't do art to address other people but to address myself. I've never done art with a thought of being a professional artist who makes a living by selling h…