It turns out that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony - which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value. I can't imagine anything worse than that. Okay, maybe I can, but imagine reading the morning newspaper and believing it all to be true on some level.

You know what? When you read a book, you're totally lost in your own private world, and society says that's a good and wonderful thing. But if you play a game …

'What do lesbians have against capitalized letters?'

The problem is, after a week of intense googling, we've started to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. God must feel that way all the time. I think p…

Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix/Cause the media is full of dirty tricks

Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainl…

Journalists say a thing that they know isn't true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.