'What do lesbians have against capitalized letters?'

It turns out that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony - which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value. I ca…

Hip flasks are the juice machines of the alcohol world - everyone has one and it never gets used.

You know what? When you read a book, you're totally lost in your own private world, and society says that's a good and wonderful thing. But if you play a game …

One of the most unfortunate things about being an unfit Englishman cycling long distances in France is the number of signs that yell 'PAIN' down every high str…

If you smell what The Rock is cooking!

All of a sudden I had to remember some words that Marlowe had told me over fifteen years ago: 'Dead men don't wear plaid.' Hmm... Dead men don't wear plaid. I …