Hip flasks are the juice machines of the alcohol world - everyone has one and it never gets used.

'What do lesbians have against capitalized letters?'

I was wondering what electrons are actually doing when they sit in your hard drive in an old laptop at the back of your closet. I mean, how does an electron si…

It turns out that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony - which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value. I ca…

And you realize you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You realize you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You realize you're an alcoholic...oh, d…

For tens of millions of people television has become habit-forming, brain-softening, taste-degrading.

Sherry...a silly, sickly compound, the use of which will transform a nation, however bold and warlike by nature, into a race of sketchers, scribblers, and puns…