On the reason behind his Australian popularity: 'Because it's full of Irish convicts'

On his poor performance at the European Grand Prix: 'Life is strange, but F1 is simply crazy.'

Asked which driver was his favorite: 'Hmmm...ammm...well we're all a bunch of tossers really!'

On his 'playboy' image: 'It's got me this far the way I do it. If you change it and get serious you are going to get depressed and you won't be as happy with y…