Asked which driver was his favorite: 'Hmmm...ammm...well we're all a bunch of tossers really!'

On the reason behind his Australian popularity: 'Because it's full of Irish convicts'

On Ralf Schumacher: 'Ralf Schumacher had something missing from his head.'

On his poor performance at the European Grand Prix: 'Life is strange, but F1 is simply crazy.'