On Ralf Schumacher: 'Ralf Schumacher had something missing from his head.'

Asked which driver was his favorite: 'Hmmm...ammm...well we're all a bunch of tossers really!'

On Jacques Villeneuve, world champion and son of famous driver Gilles Villeneuve: 'Villeneuve only got into F1 'cos of his father.'

On the reason behind his Australian popularity: 'Because it's full of Irish convicts'