So... Uh... I'd better explain the tits. Umm...didn't have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum...even though I asked.

Or if it's Shakespeare in the West End, then it's moody lighting, three old people saying, 'When shall we three meet again? Tuesday? Okay.'

It didn't seem to work, cause no matter how much make up I wore people just kept saying, 'Yes, Sir!, Would you like tea with that Sir?!' 'Yes, I would like tea…

On the Netherlands and marijuana: 'Have you seen the canals?' 'I am a canal!!'

It is no small mischief to a boy, that many of the best years of his life should be devoted to the learning of what can never be of any real use to any human b…

The ideal college is Mark Hopkins on one end of a log and a student on the other.

The principal goal of education in the schools should be creating men and women who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generation…