Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

Folks who never do any more than they are paid for will never get paid for any more than they do.

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

Oft has good nature been the fool's defence, And honest meaning gilded want of sense.

A wise man poor Is like a sacred book that 's never read,- To himself he lives, and to all else seems dead. This age thinks better of a gilded fool Than of a t…

Children and fools want everything, because they want wit to distinguish; there is no stronger evidence of a crazy understanding than the making too large a ca…