Folks who never do any more than they are paid for will never get paid for any more than they do.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

My first big acting performance was in the Marilyn Monroe biography piece, and it required frontal nudity. I talked to Mira Sorvino, my co-star, about how nerv…

Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in the history of the world, and that's all I'm going to say.

'The motivation for me is just the game itself, just playing the game the right way and trying to win, compete every time I step out there on the floor. That's…