Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

With all of our differences, we [members of the audience] all have one thing in common, we're all gay. Now there are people out there [in audience] going 'Do t…

Let's say, for instance, I'm out of cheese. And then I'll think, oh, but what if I go to the store and they're out of cheese? I'd be like, 'How can you be out …

I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, 'Well, you should go to therapy. And I thought about it, but then I said, 'Wait a minute. W…

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

You ought to be thankful for the little things But little things are all you seem to give You're always putting off what we can do today Soap opera says you've…

Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.