A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I was in the park the other day with my nephew. He got on one of the swings and went 'Come on, Uncle Emo! Give me a big push!' So I went over and pushed him wi…

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

I love going to the park, watching the kids running around, yelling...they don't know I'm using blanks!

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using…

I think that it's extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the …

It gives me great confidence and pride to think that, had the Israelites been influenced by German engineering, Paul and Timothy might have journeyed in an old…