Eric Idle Quotes on Absurdity
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American Beer is a lot like making love on a canoe - it's fucking close to water.
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Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.
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The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?