Quote #33

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

More from Erma Bombeck

  1. Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
  2. No self respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
  3. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  4. Oh, quit being such a Pollyanna.
  5. Never accept a drink from a urologist.
  6. One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your ch…
  7. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. W…
  8. Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

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