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What does it mean?
If a doctor cannot keep plants alive, they may lack care or attention to detail in their work.
In plain terms
Avoid doctors who cannot even keep office plants alive.
What can you take from it?
Look for attention to detail when choosing a medical provider.

Where it applies

  • choosing a new doctor
  • evaluating a clinic

Putting it to work

  • observe office conditions
  • check reviews
  • ask about experience

Questions to consider

  • What small signs tell you about someone's professionalism?
  • Does environment reflect ability?

Another view

Plant care is not a reliable metric for medical skill.

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