Quote #31

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

More from Erma Bombeck

  1. Never accept a drink from a urologist.
  2. Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
  3. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. W…
  4. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
  5. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
  6. No self respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
  7. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
  8. Oh, quit being such a Pollyanna.

All Erma Bombeck quotes