4 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Health

Erma Bombeck quotes on health

5. Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

24. I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

25. In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

31. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.