Erma Bombeck Quotes on Health

4 quotes

  1. Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

  2. I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

  3. In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

  4. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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