5 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Aging

Erma Bombeck quotes on aging

18. I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security, and too tired for an affair.

21. I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.

26. Memory deficiency got so bad with me, I forgot to repeat a piece of gossip I swore on my Grandmother's Grave never to divulge.

43. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

49. When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.