Erma Bombeck Quotes on Aging
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I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security, and too tired for an affair.
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I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.
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Memory deficiency got so bad with me, I forgot to repeat a piece of gossip I swore on my Grandmother's Grave never to divulge.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.