3 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Kids

Erma Bombeck quotes on kids

1. A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with the outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

51. Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

53. Youngsters of the age of two or three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.