5 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Life

Erma Bombeck quotes on life

3. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.

9. Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

10. Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

20. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

25. In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.