Erma Bombeck Quotes on Life
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.