Quote #9

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

More from Erma Bombeck

  1. Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
  2. Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
  3. Big deal! I'm used to dust.
  4. God created man, but I could do better.
  5. Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
  6. Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-r…
  7. Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
  8. Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

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