Erma Bombeck Quotes on Relationships
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.