4 Erma Bombeck Quotes on Relationships

Erma Bombeck quotes on relationships

3. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend; and he's a priest.

27. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

38. People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

42. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.